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email to fiona last night

by riley

2009-06-02 11:33:49 PDT

i moved my base of command to my living room instead ! my teevee wayching is about to hit levels previously only DREAMED, poppin my colla colla

dude shit was dope i giot so hi** and hit on all the nurses and they LOVED IT y'hurrd me

after te surgery i demanded that all female nurses come to my room so that i might call them SHAWTAAAAY-EE

doctor seemed el confeedanto that the shit went straight, th nurse accused me of not being ready to leave or stand until i informed her tgay she was unablr to noy get mauy thai'd with that attitude

i don't think she knew what muay thai was iirc but i was already a hitttin the do' ass nigga like payce

i hope she didn't think it meant bukkake

beacuse she was old


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Fiona

"tgay she was unablr to noy get mauy thai'd "

Hahahahah

ahahahahhahh

I think that's probably a pretty accurate representation of how you must have sounded, too, which makes it all the funnier. Dude, that email was rad.

I only wish I'd been there in person so I could have incited you to further levels of stoned mayhem, as you did when I was in the hospital and high as fuck on morphine. I don't know if I'll ever live down bellowing "Hey! Hey YOU, Dr. Guns!" down the emergency ward. It was like I was in that terrible "Doors" film.

Now let's go get some tacos.

02 June 2009 - 19:31:40 (PST)


riley

when i sent that second email apologizing, it was because i saw you emailed and i was like huh, i wonder what she said. woah i replied too, i wonder what i said !

also, mom now knows what bukkake is because her son is a drugged up asshat

02 June 2009 - 22:36:50 (PST)


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