Cat Fight

by kurt

2007-08-03 08:29:14 PDT

I had one of those dreams last night that seemed very real. But I knew it couldn't be real because it was so stupid, yet I had to keep dreaming just to see what happened.

I was in a Tim Hortons that, from what I recall, had a dusty wood floor. It was sort of a hybrid modern Tim Hortons / old saloon sort of thing. Bonnie and Fiona were on the floor beating the shit out of each other. Full-on hair pulling fist fight. They were covered in dust with hair all messy and smeared lipstick. And my greatest concern was to get a picture without them noticing because they'd possibly come kick my ass, too. But the fucking camera jammed. Shitty.