WTF
by fiona
2010-04-05 21:02:39 PDT
Okay, pregnancy/baby chat numbs my brain like nothing else, but I will say: being 10 days overdue sucks balls. Pregnancy is sucktown anyway, but this just takes the piss. 10 days! W! TF! THIS WAS NOT THE DEAL!
And if I get any more stupid unsolicited advice, or hear how it's all worth it in the end, or have one more person ask me a wildly inappropriate question about bits that are none of anyone's business, or ask me why/what I'm eating/not eating, or ask me how much weight I've gained, I'm going to start cutting faces.
Gonna go eat a steak now, and pretend it's human fucking flesh.
Forgot to add: "Oooh, do you have baby dreams? I had sooo many dreams about babies at the end! Bleeeah blah blooo adorbs babies are Jesus!"
This is the one cashiers like best. And the other day I was thinking, well, actually, no, because recently what I dreamed was that r. kelly released a new album called Fuck Vacation and I saw it online and fell over laughing and was so excited to tell Riley. But you can't really say that in response to "Aw, are you dreaming of your baby's face? Because when I was pregnant, I dreamed of my baby's precious, precious toes, and there was such an overwhelming feeling of love and just, like, perfection, and holiness, and me me me mememememe..."
I like my dream better.