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Mario.

2007-08-22 00:59:33 PDT

Watching Mario Lemieux on Biography. Staggering. I mean, he flies into Philadelphia hours after undergoing his final radiation treatment for Hodgkin's lymphoma and notches a goal and an assist, because, you know, fuck you. Then, after missing two months of the season and trailing Pat LaFontaine by 12 points in the race for the scoring title, he gets 160 points in 60 games to beat LaFontaine by 12 points. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Mario Lemieux is Batman.

Among all hockey players, Mario somehow, to me, best symbolizes the wonderful accident of talent. Gretzky is cerebral, Orr the explosive heart, Yzerman pure guts. But Lemieux is the spirit, serene, sure enough of the guiding force to be playful. I envy that; not so much the hockey talent, but that sense of instinct, or at least the appearance of it. The grace of it, like having a constant true compass in your chest.

Poor Pat LaFontaine, though, eh? "Man, I have got it nailed down this year! I...

...Oh."

cLAY

Lemieux means "teh honey" in French.

22 August 2007 - 09:54:05 (PST)


Jason

Doesn't it also mean "the best"?

22 August 2007 - 11:29:12 (PST)


Clay

only if your a frog

23 August 2007 - 12:53:44 (PST)


riley

Let me tell you something, Randy. It doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Unless you're a sasquatch, then the rules are different.

23 August 2007 - 14:54:19 (PST)


Fiona

Wouldn't that be "lemiel"?

24 August 2007 - 00:07:46 (PST)


Fiona

Oh hey Riley, did you see the Aquateen Hunger Force movie yet? I was disappointed.

24 August 2007 - 00:10:27 (PST)


riley

I loved it. I think mostly because of Oglethorp and The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future constantly making out, hahahahaha I'm laughing just thinking about it right now. Yeah that show is way better suited to a 12min format but I still laughed a lot. Honestly my expectations were not that high so I think that helped. The thing I love most about that show is Shake being bratty and saying ridiculous things and that happened so couldn't complain.

In the extras they had the guy who does Shake's voice interviewing people to build hype for it and he was exactly the same in person. He was talking to a kind of stereotypically dumb girl who kept laughing when she said things, and he just started imitating her laugh. It was so mean but SO funny.

24 August 2007 - 13:00:40 (PST)


riley

Here it is. Man what a dick.

24 August 2007 - 16:33:48 (PST)


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