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They Say it's Your Birthday...

2007-08-14 23:23:56 PDT

So, what do you get the young liberal newlywed who turns thirty today? Karl Rove's resignation! Happy Birthday, Jason!

Actually though I don't feel celebratory about Rove's leaving-- I feel as though he got away with something. Well, he obviously did, we all know that-- but I mean, got away with something extra, you know? As if he's cackling all the way home to supposedly spend more time with his family, which is the explanation given for his resignation. There's just not enough shame in it for him. Not to mention that I'm not at all convinced that the revolting porcine fucker is even really gone. It's like Terminator 2; you know Rove's just frozen and blown to pieces right now, but those pieces will melt and run back together, and soon he'll be reformed and at the side of Rudy Giuliani.

kurt

Happy birthday, fucker!

15 August 2007 - 21:09:20 (PST)


Jason

Thanks guys! Stupid Rove. I don't think I'll be happy until I see this for real:

16 August 2007 - 12:42:52 (PST)


Bill

Happy big 30 dickweed.
I forgot to add 30 in my text to you.
Text read, "Happy b day cocksucker." to which Jason replied, "Thanks motherfucker."

16 August 2007 - 16:33:11 (PST)


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